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Funny sayings It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!! men are like a pack of cards......heart to love them.. diamond to marry them with.....club to bash them with n spade to bury them Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Rude sayings but funny. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo! a cow a horse n a sheep in a bed together......so the cow says 2 the horse mooooooooooo ve over a bit the horse says neighhhhhhh bother so the horse moves over a wee bit n the sheep falls out the bed n says ya baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sterds I luv u- I luv u- I luv u almighty,I wish ur pyjamas were close to me nighty.Dont be mistaken. now dont be mislead I mean on the clothesline and not in my bed